Saturday, October 07, 2006

NAMBLA Protests Foley Resignation!

Amid allegations that Rep. Mark Foley's (R-Fla.) obsession with pages had nothing to do with long books, Foley has gained a new ally. The North American Man-Boy Love Association, or NAMBLA, has taken up the charge to fight for the reinstatement of Foley into Congress.

Said a NAMBLA official to the Underground Reporter: "Cards, donations and child pornography have poured in from concerned members that felt Foley's presence in the House of Representatives was our only chance of getting the children the U.S. won't let us have."

The NAMBLA official was scheduled to do another interview, but had to cancel after his arrest following a Dateline NBC To Catch a Predator sting; the protest may be delayed for 5-10 years.

Michael Jackson is rumored to have anonymously sent a donation to NAMBLA's Operation Foley-Reinstation.