In a shocking development, representatives from the Association for Northern Teamsters' Legal and Employment Representation, or A.N.T.L.E.R., have announced that they will refuse to fly into Alaskan airspace this Christmas to protest Alaskan hunting laws!
"When we saw Sarah Palin--a known moose and caribou serial killer--ascend into the spotlight and not die we decided enough was enough," Prancer stated. "The plight of our brother moose and caribou cannot be ignored anymore!"
This newfound sense of duty has been met with cheering and applause. All are praising these daring eight reindeer and their red-nosed alternate for speaking up against the menace of Sarah Palin.
"Hey, it's not like Santa has a say in it," Rudolph replied. "He won't even walk to the fridge, do you think he's gonna walk around the world to deliver presents?"
Santa Claus was sought for comment but only screamed "Didn't I tell you not to come back here?" before firing a rifle at the Underground Reporter.