The New Face of Terror

A group of radical penguins known as the PLF (Penguin Liberation Front) plan to raid the annual Christmas Gala at the White House, according to WH sources. The Department of Homeland Security has increased the threat index from yellow to "WTF."

Intelligence was received from a belligerent that cracked when told that he would be personally interviewed by VP Cheney. DHS states that they do not yet know the whereabouts of the PLF, but are diligently searching for the locale of this most grave threat. The Underground Reporter questioned the leader of these maniacal flightless seabirds at their secret location at the Smithsonian's National Zoo in Washington, D.C. He stated that penguins have always resented the mocking of their species by ours through our use of tuxedos, nuns and the invention of the airplane, but they have chosen to target the U.S. because the filming of March of the Penguins proved to be the proverbial back-breaking straw.

"It is bad enough that you mock us so callously, but then we did not receive a damn dime from the movie's revenue!" states PLF leader Flopper.