In response to retailers forcing Christmas in October, Halloween horror icons have decided to strike back by starting a holiday coup. The vanguards for the rebellion are Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees."Halloween is our time to shine," Krueger said to the Underground Reporter. "We are sick of this. Let's see how fast they bring up Christmas next year after we screw up their sleep for a few months."
Krueger and Voorhees were accompanied by the Scream serial killer and Michael Myers, whom offered no comment. Tom Turkey is rumored to be joining the fight soon on behalf of Thanksgiving. This case was presented to the ACLU to see if there was any legal merit, but the attorneys were too frightened to commit. It is reported that three had heart attacks and one is comatose.
When questioned about this setback, Voorhees angrily responded, "Ch-ch-ch-ch, ha-ha-ha-ha!"
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It reminds me of "The Nightmare Before Christmas"
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