If you have ever wondered as a child why there are so many g****** Santas floating about during the holiday season, you will finally have those answers! The U.S. government has been funding a massive top secret cloning project in the North Pole for decades, states our White House source. To date, they have cloned an army of the rosy-cheeked fellow, who has avoided prosecution for billions of trespassing and animal rights violations by annually bribing the victims with gifts."It has been common knowledge to us for years," states our source, who wishes to remain anonymous. "The guy in the loud red suit at the mall is not an imposter, it's that fat f*** Santa, only now there are hundreds of him."
1 comment:
Yeah but how do they clone the smell?
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