Sunday, February 05, 2006

School House Block

In his attempt to curb the deficit, President Bush has included drastic cuts to educational programs such as federal student loans!

"Since the rich are getting tax cuts, we need more poor people to pick up the slack, so we thought, hey--no education, no job. No job, more poor people!" a source told the Underground Reporter. "It's brilliant!"

Despite the criticism for this dramatic measure, President Bush is still confident that the plan is foolproof.

"Our children is still learning," President Bush insisted.

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