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Thursday, August 06, 2009
Your stay-cation just got hotter! Orgasmic Sand is the newest, all-natural alternative to expensive hedonist resorts! Try our tantalizing product risk-free and have a bucket shipped to your home (free shipping when you sign up for our Automatic Shipment Plan). If it didn't work, could we afford to offer such a deal? What happens with the OS should be happening to you!
Call 1-800-HOT-SAND for reservation information and rates!