As part of a new lineup for this site, legendary stars will occasionally be selected to give reviews of modern-day flicks. John Wayne was chosen to give a review of the latest western, Brokeback Mountain."Is this some kinda artsy love show, pilgrim?" he asked twenty minutes into the production.
It was perceived that Mr. Wayne's spirit was no longer paying attention to the film, until during a love scene, he began his review:
"What in Sam Hell!" Mr. Wayne exclaimed. "What kinda crazy ranch is this?"
Mr. Wayne refused to review the rest of the movie and demanded that the Underground Reporter never make contact with him again. When asked where was he departing to, Mr. Wayne replied:
"To Limbo, you jackass! I am confused!"
2 comments:
Being raised on westerns such as Rio Bravo and Lonesome Dove, I can totally understand why the ghost is confused...
Actually, the author of Lonesome Dove co-wrote the screenplay for Brokeback Mountain.
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