In an attempt to ease tensions stemming from rumored U.S.-run detainee prisons in Europe, the European Union commissioned an American company to create a line of tasty dried foods in honor of the goodwill visits conducted by Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.Which American food company was selected for the task? A spokesperson for the Council of the European Union told the Underground Reporter:
“I believe I shall respond with Rice's own words: ‘We cannot discuss information that would compromise the success of intelligence, law enforcement, and military operations. We expect other nations share this view.’”
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4 comments:
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The SAn Facsisto treat!
Where do you come up with this stuff?
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