Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Secret Furby Spying System Uncloaked!

In the wake of the NSA surveillance scandal, President Bush maintained his pledge to continue the controversial program by authorizing the use of Furbies as intelligence gathering devices.

These shadowy but oddly adorable Gizmo-ripoffs contain audio and visual recording equipment, a source told the Underground Reporter. There are currently two in service: Model 180 and the SpookFurby 3000. The Model 180 is fairly easy to spot to the well-trained eye, but the SpookFurby 3000 utilizes the latest in stealth surveillance technology.

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2 comments:

Dave Bullock / eecue said...

I opened up a New Furby, took pictures of the logic board and wrote detailed instructions on how to get inside: New Furby Hacking : Part 1 - Skinning

Anonymous said...

I always wondered what the real purpose of those fuzzy bastards was. Thanks to the Underground Reporter, I now know.