Friday, January 13, 2006

Pat Robertson: Mover, Shaker...Antichrist?

With his torrent of verbal faux pas, scholars and average people around the globe are now asking the question that the Underground Reporter asked eight days ago: Is Pat Robertson the Antichrist?

"It makes sense," a scholar said. "He knows so much about Hell that he must be from there."

Upon learning that the connection between Pat Robertson and the Antichrist was being made, a statement was issued from Hell to dispel the allegations:

"Hell, no, he's not the Antichrist! The Antichrist is intelligent and well-spoken. We are deeply disturbed and offended by these claims. Please do your homework before making such wild accusations in the future."

The Antichrist has requested a public apology in lieu of filing defamation of character suits.

4 comments:

adam said...

Way too many people laugh at Robertson for him to be the antichrist. The true antichrist will be embraced by most of us. Even you

Anonymous said...

I have nothing to say but, holy shit!

Jayson said...

I do get the imagery. It looks like those books about the Apocylapse(sic).

Brett said...

Thats awesome!!! Love the picture!!!